Thursday, March 5, 2009

Kristen Stewart - Horrible Actress and Delusional

What's the latest string of crap to come out of Kristen Stewart's mouth?

The Twilight star has contemplated the effect of her departure from the movie series by bragging, "It would be so easy for me to send so many hundreds of girls into such a frenzy by saying I want no part of any future [Twilight] movies."

Oh honey, you are most definitely mistaken!
News flash Kristen, nobody cares about you! 
I was beyond mad when I opened an email from my sister and read what is posted above. It is pretty brave of Kristen Stewart to say such a thing when she: has no acting ability whatsoever, completely butchered the portrayal of a truly great female heroine, and ruined the film adaptation of one of the greatest books ever written! And for those people who say that Kristen Stewart IS Bella, you have no idea what you are talking about. My suggestion to you, read the book again. And for those people who say that Kristen Stewart's acting in the film was good, you have no idea what good acting is and should never voice your movie related options again, EVER! Kristen Stewart's acting was so bad it was painful and distracting. The movie was successful in spite of her, not because of her. And for those who wish to argue with me, I have one thing to say, final hospital scene. I win.
Dear Kristen Stewart. You are a horrendous actress and drastically delusional. You never should have been casted as Bella in the first place. The only frenzy that would occur if you left the Twilight films, would be a frenzy of joy. Believe me, none of the people who really matter would be sad if you were no longer going to portray Bella. I would do a jig and celebrate the fact that I would no longer have to watch you twitch, bite your nails, stumble over your words, and make your stupid faces that you think are portraying real emotion. Nobody cares about you!

15 comments:

Jeanie Doll said...

LOL Yeah!!!! So you were slightly upset when you wrote this? :) Let me just say when I read this my first thought was, "Whatever loser, you'll be thanking your lucky stars for the rest of your life that you were cast in this role." Talk about an inflated ego!

Erica East said...

LOL...yeah, I was a little upset when I wrote this.

Lacey.costner said...

LOL ERICA!!! I ABsolutely LOVED this post, I'm ranking it in my top five favorite posts EVER!!! I was QUITE shocked she would have the nerve to say that!! Now, if Robert Pattinson left....I think that would be a WHOLE other story. She was HORRIBLE as Bella, I haven't even seen the movie a second time because it was so painful, and ditto to people who think she IS bella...what??? really?!?!? and I loved how you mentioned teh Hospital scene...lol every one I have talked to says the SAME thing about the Hospital scene!! lol LOVe YOU!!

Unknown said...

Final hospital scene, of COURSE you win. That was physically painful to watch. Everytime she moved i wanted to take a sledgehammer to my own face. I completely agree with you!

Unknown said...

this is the most amazing thing i have ever read.

Anonymous said...

thank you. just thank you.
she is the worst actress ever and it is remarkable that people will work with her. to have to act with someone who gives no emotion to work with must be frustrating. i can't believe that she thinks so highly of herself.

Controversial Candidate said...

thank God someone has their head screwed on properly. I was really pissed off how bad she acted in Twilight. She's so nasty as a person and doesn't seem to give a rat's ass about anything.

Taehee Kim said...

FUCK YOU

Marie said...

Thought you might find this quote from Kristen interesting. She compares acting to lying which I find funny because I think she lies just fine, I think she can't act at all!!!! Plus, someone needs to explain to her that you need to understand how to communicate with others to be a successful writer something else she sucks at,
Stewart currently lives in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, California. Stewart has expressed a desire to live and work in Australia, saying, "I want to go to Sydney University in Australia. My mom's from there."[23] Apart from acting, she is also interested in attending college in the near future, saying, "I want to go to college for literature. I want to be a writer. I mean, I love what I do, but it's not all I want to do — be a professional liar for the rest of my life."[24] Stewart is a guitar player and singer.[25]

A.D.D. said...

Dear Erica,

You are my hero! I was beginning to think I was the only person who saw Kristen Stewart for the sorry excuse for an actress that she is.

When I read your post I laughed hysterically through most of it. I also can't believe she thinks so highly of herself!

In my opinion, the casting director made two fatal mistakes: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson. Granted, Stewart was the worst mistake, but unless they could turn back time and have Robert Pattinson be as cute and talented as he seemed in Harry Potter...

You guys want a good Edward? Check out Stephenie's original favorite for the part:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=henry%20cavill&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

And for Bella, a chimp could have been better, but Emily Browning was one of the best original suggestions (I picture her when I watch the movies).

Alan S. said...

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who has been thinking this! Thank you Erica, thank you!

And Marie, I had never read that quote about being aprofessional liar before. I am an actor, and I have never, EVER, thought of it as lying. She doesn't even respect the art that's made her so damn rich and famous. Respect the craft or get out of it!

A.D.D. said...

Alan,

We can't very well expect her to respect the craft without first knowing how to practice it!

kaliebag said...

I totally agree. Kristen Stewart AND Rob Pattinson. I don't care that Stephenie Meyer imagined him as Edward. He sucks.

Reena said...

Wow that was really good! I totally agree with you! I have a page on facebook about Kristen Stewart being the worst actress ever.

http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=107085272659591#!/pages/Kristen-Stewart-is-the-worst-actress-ever/107085272659591

Join if you want and I would love to post your journal!

Unknown said...

Hi Erica
Sorry to leave a comment after more than one year.Reason i am writing this is because i finally read the twilight saga books which was with me for the past 2 years.I sort of liked it even though the books have some flaws.Then i decided to see the movies on DVD's.The first one is just ok though the director could have made it better by adding few more scenes.Kristens acting looked dull but people didn't notice it because of rob.Focus naturally went from kristen to rob and she was just in the background.But the director somehow managed to retain the chemistry between the two.
Yesterday saw newmoon.I cant say how disappointed i am.What should I say? Bad direction,bad screenplay.Adding unnecessary scenes in voltura which portrays rob as a weakling.What about Kristen?Is she an actress or what?She just stood their as if she was reading the script.No emotions what so ever.The part where rob is leaving her it seemed to me that she was bored and was waiting for him to go.Rob still had some emotions on his face.Kristen should have acted hysterical or in shock.Months that passed was shown her sitting on a chair without shedding a tear. When she meets Jacob she is very active. She didn't come across as somebody who is grieving. Between rob and Kristen was there any chemistry?I think the director didn't even read the book.He was just there relying on the horrible script and horrible actress to do the job.It is inexcusable of Kristen to give such a poor performance as she is in this field for the past 8 years. Rob and Taylor have improved drastically although they are not born actors like Leonardo Di caprio. I am sure with time they will also be good.I was wondering is there any way this movie could be remade with a different bella or are we stuck with this emotionless statue forever.Her poor acting is in fact detrimental for her fellow actors.Just because the rumor that pattinson is dating her is circulating she has some supporters.People want to see them together.Once when twilight saga is finished she will be finished.